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Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online. 

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  1. (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  2. Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  3. Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  4. Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  5. Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  6. (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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callingoutbigotry:

christqueersandkarlmarx:

hey guess what *leans closer, whispers* our entire society is built to maintain the structures that support those in power and to justify their status at the top and the only way to end the tyranny of the ruling class is to rip it out of their miserable bleeding hands *kisses yr nose* :3

This is a rlly good post

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Happy birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle!

timelordy-teganbreann:

Sorry that you never got around to permanently killing Sherlock Holmes, and sorry that your fans are still going strong.

How’s the spinning in your grave going?

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superwhoavengedirectionlock:

you’re not a true friend unless you can spell my name

a good friend would spell it “Jacqueline”

a true friend would spell it “My Name”

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breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

(Source: coolanimeblog)

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THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

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the-vashta-nerada:

I WROTE A SONG THAT DOESN’T INCLUDE ANY HINTS OF MURDER IN IT FOR ONCE

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(Source: daretoloveyou)

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lafemmereve:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

the momma duck is like “save my babies or i’ll stay up here! “

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